| For those of you who are needing a joke today (too long for Facebook) |
[Nov. 16th, 2009|05:38 pm] |
Really, just go watch all of Red Dwarf. Smeggers should just have YouTube clips of some of the better jokes, but noooo. So here.
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Lister: Sometimes, I think it's cruel giving machines a personality. My mate Petersen once bought a pair of shoes with Artificial Intelligence. 'Smart Shoes' they were called. It was a neat idea. No matter how blind drunk you were, they could always get you home. But he got rattled one night in Oslo and woke up the next morning in Burma. You see, his shoes got bored going from his local to his flat. They wanted to see the world, you know. He had a hell of a job getting rid of them. No matter who he sold them to, they'd show up again the next day. He tried to shut them out, but they just kicked the door down.
Rimmer: Is this true?
Lister: Yeah. The last thing I heard, they sort of... robbed a car and drove it into a canal. They couldn't steer, you see.
Rimmer: Really?
Lister: Yeah. Petersen was really, really blown away about it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him... he said it was alright and all that, when shoes are happy that they'd get into heaven. You see, it turns out shoes have 'soles'.
Rimmer: Ah, what a sad story. Wait a minute.
[Thinks for a minute]
Rimmer: How did they open the car door?
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| on the plus side... |
[Nov. 2nd, 2009|01:19 pm] |
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my body seems to be cooperating with the "if I'm asleep, it doesn't hurt so much" theory. And that's about all the whine I'm going to indulge in today. |
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| Recipe |
[Sep. 20th, 2009|05:34 pm] |
Either my great grandmother's or great-great grandmother's recipe. Cut for ze boring.
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| hmmmm, markets? |
[Sep. 10th, 2009|06:06 pm] |
I haven't bothered with writing in so long that I'm out of touch. Last thing I knew of for markets was Ralan's. Is there a better source these days?
I should also maybe get a printer or something, one of these days. >. |
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